December 2011
55 posts
child predator: I have candy come in my van
me: no thanks
predator: I have wifi come in my van
me: ok
I wish I was in your arms, falling asleep with...
“If he’s dumb enough to walk away,
be smart enough to let him go.”
– (via raselal)
Am I so dear?: I wake up groggy and slow from... →
sleepingbirch:
I wake up groggy and slow from being up with you all night, and from snatching sleep between murmured I love yous, my feet are cold, and I roll over towards you. you smell of sleep and sex, my parts are sore sometimes and when you wake you move towards them, I smack your hand away; later - she…
Anonymous asked: How you doing ?
I like playful relationships. I’ll call you a...
when you accidentally step on your pet's foot
Dog: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND COME ON LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
Cat: What the fuck? Do you have any idea what you just did? You stepped on my fucking foot, you moron. I will not accept your apology so easily I'll just leave you for a while and hide and when you come near me I'll hiss at you bitch. Go on a diet you fatass maybe then it won't hurt so goddamn much.
